Confuse / bewilder / unsettle / perplex close acquaintances / potential employers with the fabled MWC GHASTLY GARDEN CENTRES T-Shirt!

This robust Forest Green Heavy Gildan T-shirt is screen printed in festering mustard-yellow, and features a highly specialised design that *may* allow cross-dimensional Quagmire Realm © garden centre retail opportunities.

Also features a ludicrously verbose OVER-SIZE BACK-PRINT for maximum insanity.