Flamboyant hats, magical hats, grotesque hats, breezy hats, practical hats, impractical hats, and exceedingly fancy hats ~ Zodiac Flair the Unearthly Aristocrat (and discreet kleptomaniac) has deftly obtained them all.

Now, with the stroll-in wardrobe of her slinky neo-Gothic maisonette bursting at the seams, Zodiac sets both her Timekeeper and pilfering sights on the ultimate prize ~ the 16th Century delights of Queen Elizabeth’s garden hat!

But once secretly purloined, it transpires that this regal headwater possesses a few arcane secrets of its own, and Zodiac Flair soon finds her possession of Occult Haute Couture fiercely challenged by an increasingly distorted selection of bizarre characters...