It is along one of Clinkskell's most charming and dusty lanes that one arrives at the Blank Workshop. Founded in 1853 by Green Douglas, this curious place has over the decades been known variously as an exclusive club for the elaborately versed, a stronghold of charlatans and a parlour room for those who sleep on the left side of the bed.

Currently it is known to contain a rich harvest of unusual and uncanny individuals, with a substantial archive of the arcane and extraordinary. Most famously, the Blank Workshop is also home to both the Moon Wiring Club and Gecophonic Audio System Productions.